Mountain Dew is doing everything it can do to ruin it's brand. Now, it is hard to hate the original Dew, and I, myself, am a big fan of Diet Dew. Even so, it is at least twice per year they come out with some product carrying the Mountain Dew name that tastes like someone's big idea there was to hook the toilet pipes up to bottling machines and start flushing...



     
     
        Correcting people is the worst. I suppose that is why I would not be great management material; because I would rather watch a house burn down than to cross the street and tell the firefighters that they are at the wrong place. So every time someone in passing calls me the wrong name, I just ignore it. On the phone is usually goes something like this...


     
     
            I drive a lot at night. And by a lot, I mean sometimes.  Sorry if I'm getting to personal. But I wonder why some do about 30/mph in a 65 zone in the dead of night, in fine weather, with hardly any other cars on the road...

     
     
    Well this will be my first blog entry. I thought I may go into explaining the title of my blog for a bit. I wont go into details right now, because my intention for the blog is to be more humorous rather than philosophical or polictical. The title comes from a metaphor I use to explain how people try to change the languague we use to whitewash it and to get it to mean something it doesn't mean. I won't go into details at this time, but here is the phrase.

    “I don't mind if people play golf with a tennis ball, just don't call the tennis ball a golf ball. You can pass laws and try to convence people all you want, but it will still be a tennis ball. “

    So thats it. I may delve into this a bit later. Or maybe not.